Jack White Responds to Guinness World Records With Hilarious Record Attempt"Most Metaphors in a Single Concert"…

As mentioned [Thursday], Jack White recently criticized Guinness World Records as an elite and arbitrary organization, when he (erroneously) believed that they rejected the White Stripes’ attempt to set the record for world’s shortest concert. Guinness responded, encouraging White to explore different means of getting into the book.

And now, the plot thickens: According to a comedic press release, Jack White will spend the duration of his current Blunderbuss tour attempting to set the world record for “most metaphors in a single concert.”

Read some of the press release at Pitchfork…

Jack White Responds to Guinness World Records With Hilarious Record Attempt
"Most Metaphors in a Single Concert"…

As mentioned [Thursday], Jack White recently criticized Guinness World Records as an elite and arbitrary organization, when he (erroneously) believed that they rejected the White Stripes’ attempt to set the record for world’s shortest concert. Guinness responded, encouraging White to explore different means of getting into the book.

And now, the plot thickens: According to a comedic press release, Jack White will spend the duration of his current Blunderbuss tour attempting to set the world record for “most metaphors in a single concert.”

Read some of the press release at Pitchfork

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